Everybody remembers their first time

Success....I turned another unsuspected woman into a rambling idiot over a fictional vampire. I have been receiving texts from T-Rex for the last 3 days.

" Fuck, I cant stop reading"

" I am going to to beat up my husband with my vagina tonight, cause of Edward."

The saddest one of all " I only have 50 pages left, I don't want it to end"


We have all been there, and luckily for her she still has 3 books to read. But remember those days of aimlessly walking through your day wondering, What in the shit is wrong with me? Why do I feel so empty inside...why did I leave the groceries in the car for 3 days? No one expects this to happen, no one expects to have a full on withdrawal over a fictionally Delicious vampire. So what in the crap are we suppose to do? We turn to the next best thing, RSexy....

Here is the kicker for T-Rex. She has no idea who or what Robert Pattinson looks like or is, she is about to be shot straight out of her panties and reek havoc on her vibrator once she catches sight of this dude.

See, T-rex isn't one who exactly has her finger on the pulse of pop culture, but she will have her finger on something after I hand her over my personal prized possession, my signed by Catherine Hardwicke copy of Twilight the movie. Imagine that? Can you actually imagine being introduced to Twilight a week ago , and then RSexy a week after that? Holy hell, the luck this woman is embarking on is unparallelled, its like winning the lottery, for your vagina

Um...panty dropper?

So tonight while we drink Coronas I will pass on yet another piece of the Twilight puzzle and watch her squirm while she holds her first picture of Robert Pattinson in her hand. It would be inappropriate for her to try anything rash in front of a bunch of grown woman, but with enough drinks she might just try to hump the DVD.