YIPEEEEEE!!! We have waited with bated breath and combustable panties for this moment! I am heading out to the 7:30 showing of New Moon with my TwiBFF ( who flew in from Baltimore for the weekend just so we can see the movie together) Remind me to post pics of what I did to her room, its a Rpatzapoloosa, and Im pretty sure I heard some rumbling from the mattress last night.
Oh and did I mention we will be drinking beers and eating pizza while we watch it? I'll order an extra pitcher in thoughts of all of you who are stuck listening to screaming twaty 15 year olds and eating sour patch kids. I hope everyone has a fucking fantastic night, GO commando, you underwear will just get soaked anyway.
Friday, November 20, 2009
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Sunday, September 13, 2009
Well, well, well....I see we have all been busy. Latchkeywife is engaged to Rpatz, Twitarded is forever giving us shit to laugh about and spew beverages onto our computer screens,Mrs. Vanquish has some of the finest guest bloggers, Twisessed is reading the holy grail of manuscripts and Tasha is taking a break (yeah right!) I had to show you all love because although I'm not here, I'm never too far away....I have on the other hand been less busy with our panty combustable boyfriend Rpatz... no time for fanfic, no Darkward, no Domward. Just crazy ass life. I have less time to read and look at all the shit that would usually having me humping the screen and more time studying to become a nurse. I am in school again and trying to raise little nuggets to be productive souls.
The best I can do these days to get hot vamp fang banging is from True Blood. And I'll tell ya that Eric is doing me just fine while I'm one a Twilight hiatus, there have been many a night...... * wipes the sweat from her brow* and if Godric hadn't been killed off so soon, I would have added him to the double decker meat sandwich.
No Golden onion here
So, I wanted to stop back in and tell you all I'm with trying to find my way back to the smut, the love, the jaw porn...but I can't. Just too dang busy. So....keep all the good shit comin, I'm watchin and you are keeping me sane, believe me all women need a little Rpatz and Twilight hi jinks in their day. Oh, and I have seen the New Moon trailer.... holy hell! I'm not even trying to extinguish the fire in my pants after that preview. Its useless at this point. I'm done..there is no hope.. call the fuckin' fire department.
Posted by Caring E H mom at 7:41 AM
Friday, July 24, 2009
Posted by Caring E H mom at 10:26 AM
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Sorry, but this shit is pretty funny.
I love me some Blade, he is a bad ass. Before Edward, he was probably one of my fav vamps out there, not for his looks or anything just for the sheer kick assery he could dish out.
Ok that's it, be back soon with some Fanfic review if I'm not baking cakes and making pasta sauce, cause that's what I do bitches.....make cakes and pasta sauce.
Posted by Caring E H mom at 4:13 PM
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Everywhere I turn I see fanfic this fanfic that...and I have dabbled a little. You could say I have played just the tip with fanfic. But, answer me this...what the hell is a lemon, lemony or lemonade fanfic, is it sour, like I'm going to close my eyes and spit? I need a some sort of guide on all the lingo. I need a dictionary...so for all the fan fic experts out there, what should be the first story I read? Don't get all face melty on my like K in the flow, I have to ease into it and I can't abandon my children for the day, sweating in the closet with my computer and pleasuring device. So, lets start it out PG 13 ish and move it on up the ladder.
Posted by Caring E H mom at 7:00 AM
Friday, July 10, 2009
Every Thursday or Friday I receive Us weekly, and everyone has been panting in anticipation for this weeks issue. But, for some reason, I had totally forgotten all about the Wet Rob (thanks LKW) pics. My husband made it to the mailbox before I did. I walk casually into the living room and he looks at me and laughs. I see him reading the US magazine ( which is not uncommon, he loves it ). All of the sudden he rips the middle part of the magazine out and runs...literally runs like a bat out of hell.
He is laughing so hard he sounds like that that dog Mutley, if you are over 30 you know who this little shit stirring mongrel is...if not , you can Google it.
In my head I'm thinking , no biggie if you want to read it first...and then it hits me. He has my "6 page exclusive" of RSexy...SHIT! So, I chase him around the house, I think we went round and round for about 2 minutes. Knowing there is no way to get away from me in the house, he bolts out the front door, opens his car, throws the pics in there, and locks it.
He says " Ha HA! You don't look that affected by me having the pics" And I laugh and say "you're right, no biggie"...and I smirk and walked away....Knowing for sure he will be looking for some ass later on. My vagina is on lock down until I get my damn pictures back. Wanna take bets on who wins.
Posted by Caring E H mom at 1:24 PM
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Posted by Caring E H mom at 9:11 PM