Sunday, September 13, 2009

I'm back bitches, but not for long.


Well, well, well....I see we have all been busy. Latchkeywife is engaged to Rpatz, Twitarded is forever giving us shit to laugh about and spew beverages onto our computer screens,Mrs. Vanquish has some of the finest guest bloggers, Twisessed is reading the holy grail of manuscripts and Tasha is taking a break (yeah right!) I had to show you all love because although I'm not here, I'm never too far away....I have on the other hand been less busy with our panty combustable boyfriend Rpatz... no time for fanfic, no Darkward, no Domward. Just crazy ass life. I have less time to read and look at all the shit that would usually having me humping the screen and more time studying to become a nurse. I am in school again and trying to raise little nuggets to be productive souls.





The best I can do these days to get hot vamp fang banging is from True Blood. And I'll tell ya that Eric is doing me just fine while I'm one a Twilight hiatus, there have been many a night...... * wipes the sweat from her brow* and if Godric hadn't been killed off so soon, I would have added him to the double decker meat sandwich.
No Golden onion here

My first class is Biology...The closest to a Twilight parallel is a dude with sweet dreads and looks like a bloated Laurent, and a lab partner that thinks Twilight"sucks balls". No one wants to eat my face cause I am their own brand of heroin. There is one girl who has a Zac Efron back pack though so at least there is something to laugh at. I can imagine that shit was somewhat cool in high school but, not in college you dumb vagina...enough said.


So, I wanted to stop back in and tell you all I'm with trying to find my way back to the smut, the love, the jaw porn...but I can't. Just too dang busy. So....keep all the good shit comin, I'm watchin and you are keeping me sane, believe me all women need a little Rpatz and Twilight hi jinks in their day. Oh, and I have seen the New Moon trailer.... holy hell! I'm not even trying to extinguish the fire in my pants after that preview. Its useless at this point. I'm done..there is no hope.. call the fuckin' fire department.










15 comments:

Mrs. Vanquish said...

Hey!!! Good you are still there, I missed you already! But still watching around is fine and now we know you are still there but just busy :)

And hell, Eric and Rob keeping my thoughts well occupied! Did you read the books? When you have time , so do it!

I hope you like Biology, always remember .." I didn´t had a chance to introduce myself last week..."..*swoon*

Latchkey Wife said...

I've been wondering what's happened to you! I've missed you so much! Welcome back... and kudos to you for going back to school, that's great!! Don't disappear for that long again, 'kay? You had me worried... Are you jealous of my engagement?? LOL!

Ms. M said...

We were wondering what happened to you! and yes... Godric..they should have kept that boy on a while longer.

Caring E H mom said...

@Mrs.V- I have not read the books, I dont want to spoil anything.

@Latchkey, Aww I missed your funky ass too!Im totally jealous, but you are one hot piece of ass so who could blame him.

@Mrs.M- its a crying shame they killed him off. Now, we are stuck listening to Rachel Douche Wood (the Queen)every episode.

Rob's Swiss Miss said...

Love the summary ;) Good luck with nursing school. One of my partners-in-crime (LLL) is on a hiatus of sorts for the same reason. Damn "better yourself" crap is becoming very inconvenient when I need to SQUEEEEEEE about the latest New Moon trailers. Hmph...

Lion Lovin' Lamb said...

Good luck trying to find balance! I have a huge amount of respect for you. I don't have kids and I struggle with balance. So when you figure out the secret hook a sister up!

If you need help with anything (or just need to bitch) let me know. I'm actually in my senior year of nursing. So I get it, not long ago I was in your shoes.

Good luck - but don't get any ideas... Carlisle only has room for one nurse, and that's me! ;)

Fire Crotch said...

1. Seriously, all you people with your kids and school and stuff is killing me. I can hardly take care of myself, so kudos to you. Now I totally feel like a slacker.
2. Zac Efron backpack? Seriously? My 12 year old niece wouldn't even carry one of those to middle school. That girl has some serious balls...seriously, maybe she is a guy wanting some sweet sweet Zac Efron lovin'. You defintely need to get us a pic stat!

Caring E H mom said...

@FC- I have lab tonight, picture coming soon. And maybe even bloated Laurent will make an appearance.
@LLL- dont' open the door to hear me rant, I'll stalk you;-) Nursing is a ball buster huh?
@RSM- I am learning that baance is the key, I toggle on my computer between Twishit and Mealworm lab results...maybe just maybe I can do both.

Word verification: biledsh, like the the taste I get in my mouth when I see a grown woman with a Zac Efron bag.

Lion Lovin' Lamb said...

It's nothing like I have ever experienced before. But I can also tell you it is one of the most fulfilling experiences I have ever had! And just think, if any vamp candy need medical assistance we got it covered!

Bitches said...

Oh how I've missed you! Glad to hear you're still alive. Holy shit, a Zac Efron bookbag?! Seriously?! You must take a picture of this...
I have to agree with you about Eric. Yumm...he is one tasty piece of ass.

Jenny Jerkface said...

I understand nursing is quite a rigorous program to go through. Good luck!

And Zac Efron? In college? Really? I mean, I am an epic failure of cool but even I know that's fucking lame.

Come back to us soon! :)

Annie said...

Good luck with the nursing program! I know all about Real Life > Blog Life, believe me. I'm a high school Language Arts teacher who lives for summer vacation. It's so fricking hard to blog during the school months!

sjAimee said...

Well I'm glad you stopped and checked in.. Seriously.. Zac effron.. you should totally say something there.. It's just.. ugh..Maybe only half her brain works..Or maybe its the only way she can get attention? Anyhow.. Don't let real life get ya down.. We are all here for you....

tasha... said...

I fail at blog following right now, but I'm technically back from my break.

Sooo, I'm back...where the fuck are you?

I just want a quick little "hello" or "fuck off." Something.

I miss you.

The end.

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