Friday, July 10, 2009

Taken Hostage

Every Thursday or Friday I receive Us weekly, and everyone has been panting in anticipation for this weeks issue. But, for some reason, I had totally forgotten all about the Wet Rob (thanks LKW) pics. My husband made it to the mailbox before I did. I walk casually into the living room and he looks at me and laughs. I see him reading the US magazine ( which is not uncommon, he loves it ). All of the sudden he rips the middle part of the magazine out and runs...literally runs like a bat out of hell.
He is laughing so hard he sounds like that that dog Mutley, if you are over 30 you know who this little shit stirring mongrel is...if not , you can Google it.


In my head I'm thinking , no biggie if you want to read it first...and then it hits me. He has my "6 page exclusive" of RSexy...SHIT! So, I chase him around the house, I think we went round and round for about 2 minutes. Knowing there is no way to get away from me in the house, he bolts out the front door, opens his car, throws the pics in there, and locks it.

He says " Ha HA! You don't look that affected by me having the pics" And I laugh and say "you're right, no biggie"...and I smirk and walked away....Knowing for sure he will be looking for some ass later on. My vagina is on lock down until I get my damn pictures back. Wanna take bets on who wins.

8 comments:

sjAimee said...

ROFLMAO!!!! Yeah it'd be stupid to bet against the vagina!

Latchkey Wife said...

Your welcome.

OMG - My vagina is on lock down! That is fucking priceless!

Edwards Biatch!!! said...

Ha ha it's on!!!!

fragilelittlehuman said...

LOL! Oh, I totally know who's winning that fight...

Limey_1996 said...

Friggin stupid arse men they'll never learn... hahaha

The cock lock always works.

Tease him, tie him to the bed and then go out for a nice long drink with your mates. Pay back is a bitch! haha

:D

Fire Crotch said...

Has he broken yet? This is hilarious!

caring erratic hairbrained mom said...

@FC- yes, I got the pics back that night, and no ass included.

Jenny Jerkface said...

Oh. Mah. Gahd. I nearly peed in my pants reading this.

You guys sound like a great couple! LOL!

And I have to remember the 'vagina lockdown' the next time ML tries something like that. Thanks for the tip. I'm too slutty for my own good sometimes.